1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked ah! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Hongtao encounter foreign visitors a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai:
5. a woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. One day, asked his family to eat: cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it we are not natural it!
7. and friends to the top of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: when the distance was Tizhaokuzai out curse: -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- - 1. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel white body, and with a pair of wings,supra shoes, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn.
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, sorry crying; this time,oakley dart, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my heart can be happy, to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: You boys and a girl crush on the girl and blow the courage to ask what kind of boys like
.
5. Day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master, and so I suddenly famous ah ~
passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Some students really do not understand, angry on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him: Beautiful Mongolian actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, cordial asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
door lying individual home owner, the owner wondering, Who is
door: for gas
9. One on the road to see a bunch of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a personal electric shock, and then took a stick to me two stick.
11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long dragged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so happy Some that are exercise bike, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the telephone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: Road in a car accident - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster uncertain ground beef recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too fast!
16. Stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel beautiful. A couple of contraceptive failure epigenetic a little boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to break apart his fist. Found inside a pill, and then speak a little boy: Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peer worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to describe an elephant up with a song that ass? Fox said: Leo's
24. A fashionable woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air urinal tissue wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately,radii footwear 2011, next to a man laughed:
25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, taking many years, is coming, and suddenly think of it at home so gas did not shut
back, walked away, and went for many years, Close the gas, and starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
the door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.
26. Junior high school, a math teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves rolled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
27. A judge strabismus, a day trial B, C three suspects,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? impatient boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble, I took scissors to cut your ears!
over the while the rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? boss said: No, the rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: even though you called broken throat, that no one will rescue you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
No: the princess, I'll save you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to!
Cao Cao: devil, you told me why?
devil: Wow, see a ghost!
ghost: by! was found.
by: Nonsense, who found me? < br> Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Why did I?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: How can I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
31. a king princess was asked to marriage, to an apple on the princess's head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot < br> The first man shot in the apple, he said: kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. flight attendant advised passengers seatbelt
? top with a bird!
35.
sun sun to grass to call: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
sun: I ah
on grass: I grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who you in the end, I grass
Sun: My Day, I ah
on grass: I grass.
sun's mother grabbed the phone: grass, I on his mother, grass your mother okay?
36. male and female friends to go shopping,
girlfriend: Oh, good acid feet Oh.
boyfriend was nervous: how? is not stepped on a lemon?
37. Winnie asked the rabbit: rabbit said: 38 rabbits to the bakery: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: No next day the rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
On the third day the door, rabbit: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: It was too embarrassing, or not.
rabbits bounce on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred small bread? boss: Great! today 100 small bread ~!
rabbits: Great! give me two!
39. his father took the bus .
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father: stop it to.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle, rope burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
by Tiger said ! children in the house crying wolf night wolf keep out the night, morning, Wolf said, choking back tears, too: men, men are liars! ! !
42. The girl asked her boyfriend One day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you fucking dare to use the carrot as bait, I on the flat die!
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window, shouting: > sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao sighed and said: I carve to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled?
47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
Female: You guess.
men: love!
woman: you guess again.
49. a mental patient in writing, the doctor asked: . ...... side while ......< br> children: his side of undress, while trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one a left foot injury I had.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title: after another
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad
topics: and they
children: my mother short and tall fat and skinny.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
teacher reviews: Do not look too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Subject: naive < br> children to write: today's really hot.
teacher reviews: Do you really naive
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
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