Mayor wearing shorts for the report, spoke of the excitement when one foot on the chair lift, little brother of the dew out of the venue in an uproar, he thought everyone impatient, loud voice, said: This is just tall, still a long back !
2, there is a live one hundred years old prostitute, and the clients love only one testicle, due to excessive action, the old prostitutes Guixi, police check is completed, with emotion, said: This is the lesson of blood, hundred large prostitutes, destroyed by an egg ah!!
3, husband and wife partnership to play mahjong, good-looking wife to discuss their cue, play cards glitter christian louboutin pumps, the wife suddenly see the split thigh, her husband see the busy out of a tube, The results put a gun to someone else! husband understand? wife efforts shouted: I wanted her mother is chicken!!
4, blind fortune-telling, just come out of a finger, naughty child, the chick stretched, blind shouted: elegant, Xipinenrou, no nails, good flexibility, must be a leader, children insight, leadership is hanging!!
5, a Monday night, the Public Security Bureau has a collection of facts and emergency ugg gloves womens, a policewoman was training dog handlers, as anxious forgot to wear underwear, so he opened a skirt, training her dog sniffed the bottom, command the dog to come back to her underwear, after a while child, and a man ran lush police emergency, the policewoman said: soldiers fight, sudden menstruation, blood stock, the company commander rushed hurriedly asked: Furious: Only write in frustration, after finishing a few secretly allocated from the private parts B hair caught in the letter, after reading the letter head, holding B hair smell, take a look a look, think hard, thought for a moment suddenly realized: the original is: Yin (gross) to seek
8, MM ran into a beautiful swimming pool swimsuit when accidentally broken link, all the boys stared at seeing her on the straight look. . . MM walk along the beautiful pool at this time, I found a different, easily grabbed a brand cover key positions. . . At this point the boys laugh! MM
pretty surprised, but later found sign says But when her face changed when men laugh more loudly, the original. . . That sign says
9, the day his son came to ask my father
Son: Dad, why do men and women having sex, if women are more comfortable with it?
Dad: Do you think, with the dig your booger fingers, hands or nose comfortable comfortable it?
son: why, when they are in the X seems very painful it?
Dad: Do you think if you walked in the street Some people came to dig your nose you comfortable with it?
son: Why men do not like the band that sets it?
Dad: Do you like wearing gloves to dig booger you?
son: why to the period when a woman does not love it?
Dad: You will dig in your nose and nosebleeds when you?
10, one day brown ugg boots, in a pub, there are three men in a lasting than .
A said: morning my wife said she never fell in love with someone else. are contemptuous ask: the venue, the driver stopped by security, the driver said: I told the leadership of a system, security, said: X is a system with the egg, X into the egg to go in?
12, an elephant asked the camel: 'Mimi how long in your back? 'Camel said:' dead away, I do not and X long speech in the face of things!
13, the little girl is always the little boy showing off his new toy. the little boy had no choice but took off his pants, said: This is you never have! girls took off his pants, said: my mom, as long as this , How much stuff you have that much!
14, the bus, a bully look like a small youth focused their attention on a young woman dressed in enchanting the chest was found that young women still Buzhi Chi, looked up to heaven joke said: Young women to be outdone, Xieni small youth pants, and then rolled his eyes disdain: Zorro mistress asked:
Zorro said: I know.
After a child, and the world the rain. Suddenly heard That is late, it is fast,
Zorro plunged from the bed, a flash, has jumped out the window. Zorro has to go see his mistress, went to open the door.
I saw standing in front of a horse, said to her:
A: What time is it?
B: ten
A: whole ah?
B: it is too early, others did not sleep it
A: I asked ten o'clock ah ?
B: eleven now!
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