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1. son: I heard that the men now in some countries in Africa but also to know his wife until after the wedding, really do?
father: not only in Africa, the world.
2. hostess came back from the outside, and asked the new maid: things are delicious! day, sleep eating, sleep end eat.
4. a writer enlisted squad leader asked:
5. walking on campus today, head over a girl suddenly asked me: willing to do my boyfriend? brother stunned, never seen this woman ah, but not handsome enough to make people consider themselves brother so direct of sake. Then the girl asked, impatiently: in the end willing? Brother take into account the self-esteem of girls solemnly replied: I am willing. This is the girl to pick up the phone roar: hear? Aging mother is not unwanted!!
6. In a primary school, the teacher asked: hen's age? tender age it is small; if the bite is not bad bite, age paul smith scarf, the old! the.
Another said: Do not worry, you see this, that, and that there are almost, not tonight ... too ... soon there place ... ...
8. Bian Que and Huan as saying Hou are mixed cat flutter. Bian Que said: See Bian Que complex, said: See Bian Que complex, said: Bian Que Wang Huan Hou and also to go. Huanhou so people asked, Bian Que freely their opinion, but since the removal of words can be both sensitive and can not be the final word. Huanhou then die.
9. loggers to apply for a job, the foreman: the woods in front of you to try, to see you a minute to saw a few trees. After a minute, the foreman: wow! One minute 20, is too much! Where you work before? Workers: Sahara Forest. Foreman: heard ah, I only heard the Sahara! Workers: ah, later changed the name of friends!
10. Once there was a lot of electrical appliances with the boat, the ship to sink, to throw something down, they decided to tell a joke, the joke is not funny who who throw down, the TV had a good talk laugh, we all laughed, and only phone that cold ah! TV was dropped to go. Or will it sink, then the computer is concerned, very funny ah we all laughed, and only phone that cold ah! Computer was dropped to go. Or will it sink, then microwave brains thought of a super-funny, everyone laughed jimmy choo wedding shoes, telephone or that cold ah! Are you ready to throw microwave ovens, when I saw the phone angrily turned against the power refrigerator that trouble when you smile Can not the jaw so much?!
11. a little boy asked his father:

father then said: br>

old man thought, knock on the table by hand, a single word to say: Reporters objected,
13. tiger blushing asked the little squirrel: Can I eat you? squirrels feel very funny jokes, he said: You are the first to eat animals? tiger more embarrassed to say: Yes, Mom was not home wallet paul smith, and before I was feeding.
14. a salesman to knock on the corner of the restaurant exhausted, to a glass of wine just tasted, suddenly shocked: surprised, Against the driver of the car down the country people shouting.

champagne, and keep him overnight. the next morning, but also invited him to eat breakfast, gave him money, then send him on the road. the answer is yes! Two beggars are seen roadside weed eating, millionaire then stopped. Exercise on the way, a beggar's wife grateful said: people take care of the yard's lawn may have one meter, and you can eat your fill.
17. a girl of late case of criminals. vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? girls want to be robbing, then pathetic Road: to borrow money. vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? girl for fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease treatment money. criminals roar: roll!
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